starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

ultrafacts:

1. A Japanese soldier stayed hidden for 29 years after WWII ended because he didn’t know the war was over.

2. Most men immediately exhibit a decline in mental performance when interacting with women - Women do not have this problem.

3. Butterflies might be as light as a rose petal, but they can fly hundreds of miles.

4. Most German schools do not have uniforms because it reminds Germans of the Nazi youth.

5. A group of monkeys is called a troop.

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your-grand-mah:

this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr

frostedfelidae:

easilyhumored:

almostpancake:

easilyhumored:

WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN G ON SOMEONE JUST SENT ME THIS ON SNAPCHAT, TUMBL R WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS MY OLD SELFIE ON YOUR HOMEPAGE?!?!? HEL P????!!

OMG DUDE??!??!??!?!??!??!

WHAT IS GOING ON

We need to go deeper.

nicodiangelis:

theblogthatshouldnotbenamed:

thehighwayphantom:

nifty-nipples:

xxblack-rosepetals94xx:

sherlawkward:

rifa:

camflougedzut:

 

fearof-theunknown:

The Trap

In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.

She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.

When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.

And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”

oh

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE LETTER MEANT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT

this makes me uncomfortable

I love history

image

O.O DAMN IT HISTORY-SIDE OF TUMBLR, WE TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. WHY DID NOBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

tHIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

thetorontokid:

aisu10:

okay i never reblog hair but HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD DIE FOR THIS.

NO, YOU WOULD DYE FOR THIS!

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

So I was looking at someone’s blog, and their title was ‘every exit is an entrance somewhere else’ and I just 

meerkatsinhurricanes:

CHOCOLAAAAÄ͓͕͚̜̮̭̬̩̭͔̤̯͙͎̊̄͂̐̎̍̾A̻̘̠̤̳͕̞̞̻̪͎ͨ͌ͮͧ̔ͬͤ̊ͯͦ͌̂͛̄ͦ͋Ť̼̩͍̼̝͓̤͓̔͋̔̃̎͋̐͂̆̎̍ͫ͗ͣ̃͛ͅT̩̯̫̟̯̹̩̻̥̰̑ͫͤͥ̂̈̓̋̓ͪ̍͒ͧ̓T̫̣̯̲͓̥̰͇̤̓̋͊̇̎͛̾͗̚Ṫ̰͈͓̫̪̲͑̒͒͊̈́̆̈̒ͭͪ̅̾̈́͂̐̒T͍̟͚̣̤͙̗͚̦̩̝͚͉̞̠̆͑̈ͫ̂͊̃Ė̟̫̻͈͎̦͔̣͙̜̙͕̄̓̍̉̏ͭ͑̆ͭ̈́̽̄͋̚E͓̮̠̰͈̰̜̩͙̣ͦͦ̎ͥͣ̐E̘̜̦̖͈̬̩̫̪̖͛͗̌ͪ͒ͯ͛̾ͮ̏̈́̋̊̿̂̏Ẹ̩̖̙̙̖͈̥͕͈̯̣̉̊͌ͦ͆̄ͯ͂̂̐E͉̘͉̤͔̯̗͔ͬ̃ͣ̊̄͌̌͐͊̉͋̊̐̂̚

This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen